BECAUSE NORMAL IS GOOD.
BECAUSE NORMAL IS GOOD.
synchronized yoga = imagine the bonerz
If you think yoga is a way to find peace with oneself, be in harmony with nature, and get in touch with your body, you’re wrong. Yoga is a way to meet opposite sex in a quiet place while doing something physical while pretending to be a little more spiritual than how you really are.
Do not do yoga alone in your room. There’s no point. If you want to get fit, just go to a real gym and lift real weights. If you think yoga will get you in touch with some hidden wisdom because some stupid new age book said so, it won’t. Besides, believing in new agey shit to the point where you’re actually doing something new agey isn’t normal. It’s okay to heap praise upon new agey crap like Feng Shui or whatever when discussing it with people (it’s normal to be curious and open) — just don’t actually believe it too much that you implement it in your life (not normalz). They’re like conspiracy theories — sure, you can entertain the possibility, so long as you actually put more trust in the probabilities.
Do not do yoga as exercise. Sure, some yoga poses can build some muscles — that headstand thing always comes to mind. But it’s stretching at best. You’ll burn more fat/gain more muscle doing a 5-minute barbell complex than 30 minutes of stretching.
Yoga = only as a crutch for socializing
OMG not normal. just use your fingers. or some dude’s dick. less groce.
You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal. - Johnny DeppAKA Even Johnny Depp just wants to be nrmal
To be normal is the ideal aim of the unsuccessful. - Carl JungAKA Waste your life chasing lofty goals until you wake up 50 yrs a failure then try to be normal
We are never, ever, ever…ever, ever going to forget this burn.
TRUTH: one of them is skinny cute and another is fat and you won’t fuck
Hey look, it’s the majority of tumblr girls.
hahahaha not normal
this is like the equivalent of wearing a Superman costume during a regular day in middle school. except you’re going to the office. and are old enough to know better.
"Let’s make the most of the night like we’re gonna die young" - KESHA
I’m allz for living in the moment but iz not an EXCUSE you can make for living like an idiot.
- That girl who just got herpes for fucccing a douchebag unprotected? Living in da moment.
- That dude who spend an entire paycheck to buy drinks for people he hardly knowz at the bar because #YOLO? Living in da moment.
- That woman who just lost her rent money gambling? Yeah, living in da moment.
- That dude who just cheated on his waifu becoz he horny in da moment, no care for consequencez? Living in da moment.
Don’t use LIVING IN DA MOMENT as an excuze to do stoopid things dat fuck up your health, wealth and relationshipz. Sure, life iz short and you can LIVE EVERYMOMENT TO DA FULLEST. Life is also a marathon, though, and if you fuckup yourself sprinting, you’re fucking dying before even clozing in on the finish linez.